h0odrich: cannolis: only ugly people are able to read this i thought you couldnt make blank posts on tumblr what is this
buttsbutts: did you hear about the girl who drowned? she couldnt swim in H20 lol just a bit of nerd humor there, you probably wont get it unless youre a nerd
letmesayiloveyou: i have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again
chachipistachis: atomicairspace: copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river with all the force of a great typhoon wait that’s not right
mafuri: cageofmemories: I can’t stop...
So I found the official script for Desperate Housewives and in it is official OTP scriptyness.
conceptalbumsandhorses: tomorrow is august
sukunda replied to your post: doth mother know you weareth her drapes it’s an Avengers thing and it made me smile Oh LOL I’ve never seen Avengers so I wouldn’t know! xD
brackenatekate asked: Hello :) I love your blog <3 Have a nice day!
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gatiss: lastofthetimeladies: breakfastatbequiettiffany: bawbag: In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
jzul: satans-testicle: You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person. words of wisdom from satans testicle
stylesobsessed: i will never understand the physics behind british people losing their accents when they sing
lifewasted: whitechocolatefarm: what if you dialled a wrong number and a band member picked up then it wasn’t the wrong number
lesayue asked: Mulan, because you're headstrong and not ~super~ girly.
sea-dwellers: cute art of ships u dont ship
peetatoast: divergent—mockingjays: thelifesavingparachute: bitcheslovethejaw: When people say “The Hunger Games 2” When people ask “Team Gale or Team Peeta?” When people say “I hate The Hunger Games.” When people say it’s “The next Twilight.”
When you rearrange the letters in the word...
sonata-of-the-soul: troldemort: Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT, THE EYES = THEY SEE, THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS, DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM, SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME, ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT, SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE, ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE and MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
smooon: oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
riddlemehiddleston: cat-adores-loki: anearlywitch: Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing. bruce wayne is batman son of a bitch
Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a...
geromytime: gaycentercx: geromytime: 11 year olds on tumblr more like don’t you have an igloo to take care of My face when Canadians call stuffy living shelter places “igloos” i meant on club penguin you dumb shit
arsenicaqua: mikington: arsenicaqua: whats an anime that would make me cry warning i cry really easy CLANNAD/CLANNAD AFTER STORY WATCH EM THEY’RE GOOD ;o; I’VE HEARD GOOD THINGS SDLKF I THINK I WILL what’s it about anyway o; It’s kinda like one of those daily high school lives type thing but with more feels and more just GUH. It’ll break your heart but it’ll be so...
arsenicaqua: whats an anime that would make me cry warning i cry really easy CLANNAD/CLANNAD AFTER STORY WATCH EM THEY’RE GOOD ;o;